mrs, hyde, is a fat, old lizard lady, and yet she has full green rep,

[always stevey]

this is how i picutre it,

i am in sanfran for a conference and it's over, i make my way to the rental car place to return the car,

you know what give me the car for an extra day i need to take care of something,

get online, change my plane ticket to the next day, double check that cag is still posting, yep done and done,


i head over to cag's house, case it for about 45 mins before hand make sure i know all the exits,

like a ninja i find an open window, creep in, i know right where's she at, she postig on the itnerent i can tell from the smell and see the warm glow of her computer screen, i sneak up slowly behind her

lean in and whisper

big dick burtal

and well i;ll leave the rest to your imamanagtions

barry ruined ytmnsfw

you cant be serious