Post a photo of the girl you think of when you masturbate

[elezzzark]

lol failure

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[siburke939]

lol failure

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the embedded sound file worked (although you wouldn't know that...)

[boobz]

[maks]

[siburke939]

fat

[siburke939]

fucking pig-faced too now that i look closer

[boobz]

*mod deleted due to cp*

[siburke939]

oh fucking jesus christ boobz have some self-respect that is fucking rancid seriously i'd definitely ride it but not fucking knock one out over her she's rats

[boobz]

My apologies I'll track down some super anorexic bitches for ya

[siburke939]

second one ain't too chubby (may be the angle though) but look at her face that's a fucking stinker dude

[maks]

oh fucking jesus christ boobz have some self-respect that is fucking rancid seriously i'd definitely ride it but not fucking knock one out over her she's rats

ass man vs tit man grudge match

[siburke939]

it's the face i can't stand (although yeah you're right her tits didn't sway it for me)

[maks]

I'm confident if she had a perfect ass you could ignore her pig nose and jowls, similarly boobz is distracted by her tits and probably didn't even see her face

[siburke939]

i had some hot butts offered to me on twitter but faces weren't up to standard i only met with that bird because she had a real pretty face & we got on well with similar views & all that shit i took a gamble hadn't even seen a full length pic of her but she had a fucking banging figure so it was a proper bonus

tl;dr - face first for me

[maks]

I never would have thought that about you, I thought your ass obsession trumped everything else

[siburke939]

it would have been a deal breaker i mean if she had an arse like a bag of spanners i doubt there would have been a second date & i wouldn't be talking about her now as i'm pretty shallow like that - definitely face first though if a chick looks like she's been ducking for apples in a deep fat fryer or chasing parked cars then i can't be fucking her regardless of how hot her hoop is

[maks]

I'm more of a pragmatist, I don't care about looks so much as attitude. First and formost she must be sane and the less rules she tries to impose on me the better. This is why I rarely enter into relationships, I just can't be fucking bothered to jump through the hoops that most girls demand.

[siburke939]

same with the face i had some pretty chicks on twitter some looked promising but then they spoke & was dumb as fuck - screw priorities i want it ALL!

[maks]

You can afford to, I'll bet I could snag your caliber of women if I had that sexy british accent you're like james fucking bond.

[siburke939]

just google "danny dyer" i sound more like that nobber than james bond he's a posh twat

[maks]

I don't think you understand, american women are not privy or sensitive to the minor variations in accent that brits take for granted. to us, northern, chav, welsh, irish, scottish, and even sometimes australians, all sound exactly like james bond.

[siburke939]

true that i only know the "american" accent (which includes canada) you all sound the same to me!

[maks]

canada is interesting, 1/3 sounds french 1/3 sounds like normal americans the other 1/3 sounds like goofy from the disney cartoons

[siburke939]

fuck canada!

[maks]

yeah we should really annex them

[Genital Doli]

what

[Desolation]

[elezzzark]

We have another new pedophile here

[boobz]

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.