passed the old temp record at 8am today

[blumpkin blownuts]

never needed food stamps, all my drugs come from insurance or gray market
i work for the fed in defense, it's a boring, inglorious job but the pay's enough and the benefits package is fucking 24k

[blumpkin blownuts]

i can't talk about what i do, it's not fascinating but it's important. i help keep all you assholes safe and free.
it's war and strife both abroad and at home that keeps my lights on

[blumpkin blownuts]

and that, makes me a hypocrite. what am i gonna sue myself for hypocrisy

[maks]

and that, makes me a hypocrite. what am i gonna sue myself for hypocrisy

don't tell your bosses you're in here supporting a borderline terrorist organization like ows