i'm going through an elton john phase.. is that gay?

[Plug Drugs]

I've finally decided my future lies... Beyond the yellow brick roooooooaaaaaaaaddd

[maks]

'Funeral for a Friend' is pretty badass but yeah other than that one song it's pretty gay to listen to elton john

[maks]

oh and 'all the young girls love alice' is also acceptable

[maks]

tender young alice they say

[Plug Drugs]

what about bennie and the jets? did you know that song is about speed?

did you know the old winnipeg jets mascot was benny the jet

bet you didnt fucking know that

[Plug Drugs]

Bennie =
"bennies" aka "benzedrine" aka dextro-amphetamine

Jets = the effects of d-amphetamine

[maks]

It's getting late, I haven't seen my mate, tell me when the boys get here. It's 7 o'clock and I want a cock, wanna get a belly full of jizz

[Desolation]

kinda skipped over the posts here

[boobz]

kinda skipped over the posts here

Also, Goodbye Yellow Brick road is a good album, not saying elton john is good. Pretty gay still.

[blumpkin blownuts]

benzedrine, lol

"yeah thats the marines diet in koe-rea we ate bennys for breakfast goofballs (what the doctors called Luminals) for lunch and then chipped beef on Tuinal biscuits just before bedtime"
im gonna go wash down a couple anacin-3 and a nuprin with a glass of lukewarm water that makes me just the right about of drowzy

[blumpkin blownuts]

Bennie =
"bennies" aka "benzedrine" aka dextro-amphetamine

Jets = the effects of d-amphetamine

thanks tho,
never knew what the jets were, suspected this song was about benzedrine but wasnt sure
and never bothered to look it up now i know

rolling stones "brown sugar" is about smack right? ppl still argue on that one

[Genital Doli]

'Funeral for a Friend' is pretty badass but yeah other than that one song it's pretty gay to listen to elton john

I wOKE the FROCkinG NEIGHBORS UP FORM THIS SONG WHEN I WAS 8 YERS OLD MATE.

[Genital Doli]

benny and the jets is seriously the most fucking annoying song ever

[blumpkin blownuts]

thats a mjaor reason i never looked it up. anyone who can get completely thru the "benny benny bennybennybennybenny" part before changing stations or tracks is dealbroken for me
ive just always had to assume the remainder of that song was just as bad if not worse

[Genital Doli]

he repeats benny and the jets at the end of each halfverse and each verse is completely indistinguishable from the other and its so boring to listen to and the chorus is eargrating and so is the annoying "live" element or w/e

[blumpkin blownuts]

theres nothing good at all about it, true, but i still claim it has a distinguishable nadir in listening pleasure

kinda skipped over the posts here

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