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    Quote Originally Posted by my WORK EMAIL
    Hi Mark,

    Recently your Dropbox has been feeling kind of lonely :-(

    As a reminder, Dropbox lets you:
    • Get to all your files from any computer or phone.
    • Share documents, photos and entire folders easily.
    • Restore your stuff in a snap even if your computer melts down.
    If you need a refresher course, check out our tour.

    We hope you come back to Dropbox!
    - The Dropbox Team
    Dear Dropbox, after receiving your email I made sure to cancel my Dropbox account, remove the software from my work machine, and will advise my customers against using it. Suck my dick.
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    Seriously though, what's wrong with Dropbox. I've only used it a handful of times but its alright yeh?
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    It was alright until they started sending me emails begging me to use it more. As soon as that email came in the decision was made to never use dropbox again and trash it to anyone who asks me about it.
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    I had an uno game on my phone, it was alright but then after a week or so it popped up in the notification area asking me why I hadn't played uno lately. I immediately uninstalled it, gave it 1 star on the market, and wrote a letter to the developers requesting they suck my dick whilst fondling my balls
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    have you tried writing back and suggesting they suck your dick?
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    Fail.
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    i just transplanted my summer squash yesterday and after a brief shower they are already producing flowers i wonder if i can grow weed
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    You realize that those little reminder emails from companies are all just part of effective marketing. It's as silly to say "as soon as I got the confirmation of account email, i immediately deleted my account".
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    i feel like i'm being harassed,
    but that's part of the reason i never read my email for anything except for forum/website activations
    i have about 10 different emails that i created to switch through for forum raids like years ago
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    Quote Originally Posted by boobz View Post
    You realize that those little reminder emails from companies are all just part of effective marketing. It's as silly to say "as soon as I got the confirmation of account email, i immediately deleted my account".
    If it's such effective marketing then why am I getting annoyed and canceling my account? by continuing to do business with companies that harass me I am encouraging then to get douchier and douchier. In a way this is your fault for being too lethargic to act accordingly when you're getting screwed.
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    effective marketing is determined by dragons. are you a dragon? no, so it is safe to say you have no room to speak on the matter.
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    Please don't do this
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    I turned away from my daughter so she wouldn't see the hi my name is Kiki in my eyes.
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    I'm with you fruitloops
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    hi my name is garland i was a posterntil i could no longer breathe, i used to enjoy general doli jokes. now those faggots rot in hell. if you believe in garland post this in 5 threads or you will see clay standing over your bed at the strike of midnight... ^_^ or it could be a kiss from ur love!!!!
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    a magical butterfly flew out of your butt:wiggle::fart:
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    Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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    im cumming
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    Quote Originally Posted by boobz View Post
    im cumming
    you smell like musty old books and sour milk
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    and you sound like salad fingers
    now get out


    LIZARDDDDDDD LIZARRDDDD EVERYONE THIS IS A BONAFIED LIZARD

    ***ALERT*** LIZARD INBOUND ON 285, FL 500 AND DROPPING, SCRAMBLE. I REPEAT, SCRAMBLE
    Last edited by blumpkin blownuts; 04-02-2012 at 10:26 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    and you sound like salad fingers
    now get out


    LIZARDDDDDDD LIZARRDDDD EVERYONE THIS IS A BONAFIED LIZARD
    yes

    now everyone I love won't play with me

    they all hate me today

    screw you, I won't stop loving you

    that is your punishment for abandoning me
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    I AM ABANDONMENT

    nobody here there or anywhere better forget that. ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oOBatteryOo View Post
    yes

    now everyone I love won't play with me

    they all hate me today

    screw you, I won't stop loving you

    that is your punishment for abandoning me
    if it makes u feel any better blumpkin blownuts has a mustache that literally looks like vincent price
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    I AM ABANDONMENT

    nobody here there or anywhere better forget that. ever.
    this comment is an attempt at something.... I just have no idea what
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    stay away or get caught in the blast. that's all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    if it makes u feel any better blumpkin blownuts has a mustache that literally looks like vincent price
    LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    stay away or get caught in the blast. that's all.
    what exactly in that ever so complex and complicated sentence did I fail to comprehend?

    Is there some kind of underlying subtlety I have missed?
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    my moustach doesn't look like anyone it looks like hair
    more accurately it looks like a couple long nose hairs that i refused to yank
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    my moustach doesn't look like anyone it looks like hair
    more accurately it looks like a couple long nose hairs that i refused to yank
    confirmed for pencil mustache
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    I have pubes on my vagina, I don't think it smells like roses but my farts do and my poos smell like strawberries
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    Dont listen to her

    She has a beard on her vagina and a jungle her asshole

    I on the other hand am refined and sexilicious
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