May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Lisa please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Lisa please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture

~battered wife~