lisa the destroyer of troll holes

[Plug Drugs]

i've for a long time believed that the "will to live", if examined thoroughly, is built upon fallacies and the human mind will go insane if it were to understand it in its unbridled form

If we became "immortal", understanding it would only be a matter of time

I've wrote a shitload of philosophy on the subject, most of it fell on deaf ears. There were just a few people going "good point", and then the thread I posted it in just sank to thread hell on a philosophy forum

[Plug Drugs]

and yes, I believe our entire neurophysiology will eventually be uploaded into quantum computers where we live indefinitely

But what people don't realize is that immortality is literally Hell

[Plug Drugs]

glad you can speak on the same frequency of insanity

[maks]

frequency of replies

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's some things I can only talk about in small spaces. Certainly not face to face.
But yeah, immortality is hell.

cant wait for total recall to come out

[Plug Drugs]

another shitty remake

[maks]

battery comes here from .net It needs to go in the box with holes.

that remains to be seen, we are very tolerant of whores around here

[maks]

whores carry worse than salmonella, but I've come to terms with that

[maks]

I'm not so prudish, I'll fuck nearly any girl who doesn't give me bullshit and drama

[maks]

or expect me to buy her anything

[Genital Doli]

IIm an atheist and I do not believe in sex.

[Genital Doli]

I am a pansexual, ungendered (pronouns ei, eis, eim) Asian anarcho-feminist, poet, and enormous Skillrex fan.

[maks]

nope, not good enough. my kind of girl doesn't expect anything in return but a good hard dickin'. I like my women with daddy issues or low self esteems that cause them to act out sexually.

[maks]

or just plain drunk

[Genital Doli]

I kill/murder every girl I come in contact with. Im a serial killer! bwahaha! We're very twisted in YTMNSFW.

[maks]

You need bingo, when stanhope gets tired of her she's gonna be looking for a home.

I've heard those two on the stern show, the guy has erectile dysfunction and hasn't fucked her in months I don't have to wait for her to dump him I could have her right now if I wanted

I am a pansexual, ungendered (pronouns ei, eis, eim) Asian anarcho-feminist, poet, and enormous Skillrex fan.

lol

[maks]

they said she was bald

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...al-with-it.jpg

dont mind if i paste my clipboard

[maks]

dont mind if i paste my clipboard

oh we're doing that now?


[ "$PAM_TYPE" = "open_session" ] || exit 0
#create the mail template
echo "Here's the last 2 lines from /var/log/auth.log" >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# grab the last two lines of the log
tail -n 2 /var/log/auth.log >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# convert to DOS linefeeds
awk 'sub("$", "\r")' /tmp/authmail.txt > /tmp/authmail2.txt
cat /etc/skel/mailtemplate.txt /tmp/authmail2.txt|ssmtp {email address} -au support -ap {password masked for purposes of emailing this}
rm -rf /tmp/authmail*

[Genital Doli]

oh we're doing that now?


[ "$PAM_TYPE" = "open_session" ] || exit 0
#create the mail template
echo "Here's the last 2 lines from /var/log/auth.log" >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# grab the last two lines of the log
tail -n 2 /var/log/auth.log >> /tmp/authmail.txt
# convert to DOS linefeeds
awk 'sub("$", "\r")' /tmp/authmail.txt > /tmp/authmail2.txt
cat /etc/skel/mailtemplate.txt /tmp/authmail2.txt|ssmtp {email address} -au support -ap {password masked for purposes of emailing this}
rm -rf /tmp/authmail*

There is no stare dog big enough for the win youve just created.

[maks]

There is no stare dog big enough for the win youve just created.

I wrote that script.

[o0Battery0o]

STOP DERAILING MY THREADS!!!!11!

THE DICKHEAD CHEST KICKS DID THIS AT RETARD HABITAT

:(

Youre making Lisa very angry

[maks]

you're going to have to stop getting so attached to your thread topics because this forum is basically just one big thread

[o0Battery0o]

its a shame its not one big dick in my tight bum.

:(

[maks]

it is what you make of it. I'll bet barry would fuck you, he'd be grateful to have anyone touch him he's probably never even dreamed of getting a girl without a mustache.

http://comeontothelord.com/barrymegathread <--- everything you ever need to know about barry

[o0Battery0o]

Ive had four posters send me pics of Barrys dick asking for nudes!

SO RUDE! Im a proper lady, I need signed cocks or no vagoo for you!

[maks]

jesus really? do these people not know anywhere else to find a picture of a dick on the internet?