Yum?

[maks]

There is a Yum/Jibbles conspiracy against me now that I'm sitting down having a proper look at all this (although that just might be the very best kind of conspiracy)

I will get to the bottom of it

I will crack as many nuts as I have to

I just need the time and will to sit down and have a proper look at what is going on here

What's going on is I made an overture to recruit you to this board and every single lizard rushed to make a battery alt account and copy/paste shit from grouphug. It's unacceptable, I will assist you in any way possible you need only to ask.