i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[siburke939]

i'd advise against it i usually talk about myself & nothing to do with the topic at hand

[siburke939]

my rules:

no animals
no children
no dead people
(summary: consenting adults)

[siburke939]

i don't have enough time to fuck all the available ones let alone adding more to my "to do" list

[siburke939]

termination tomorrow :woowoo:

[siburke939]

<--- the fuck is this shit

[siburke939]

the gays & the straights & the whites & the spades

dooo wooop

[maks]

don't forget the jigaboos

[siburke939]

[maks]

[siburke939]

jigaboo devil did 911

[maks]

if I wasn't so lazy I'd photoshop onto the jigabpo devil so it looks like he's controlling him (because he is)

[siburke939]

fuck it just mspaint that mofo :madskillz: :madeupsmiliesitt: :fuckyourubyyafuckingfaggot:

[maks]

it would be easier in photoshop, but again, I'm lazy

[siburke939]

me too let's just use our imaginations that takes little to no effort

[maks]

I'm too lazy to use my imagination can't I just use yours?

[siburke939]

you've got a deal but only if you're prepared to imagine what i'm imagining as i ain't drawing it dude!

[maks]

I can only imagine the sort of things you imagine...

[siburke939]

missus called me "weird" for having a conversation with my lemon in a restaurant on monday she really has no idea

[maks]

yeah wait until she looks in your freezer

[siburke939]

here's hoping she doesn't want a new patio...

[maks]

at least there's no talking citrus out there

[siburke939]

she though i was taking the pith

[maks]

Now that would be crazy

[siburke939]

so anyway missus went for an abortion they did a scan turns out she's 9 weeks gone but miscarried so that saved her feeling guilty which is a good thing (she's a bit of a pro choice fag) nice day all round just gotta get the debris sucked out monday

[maks]

9 weeks huh doesn't that predate your relationship with her?

[siburke939]

nah been with her for ages just only started posting here again recently

[maks]

spare me the logic I'm trying to stir up trouble

[siburke939]

that's not very nice what is this some kind of trolling forum