i'm struggling to post here these days as i'm not really angry about anything...

[maks]

well what are you waiting for

[siburke939]

my hoop to heal! DX

[maks]

[siburke939]

:goatse:

dude

what the fuck

did it hurt

[UofLCardfan08]

sex, it doesn't damage your health

What do deaf people sound like during sex?

[UofLCardfan08]

well what are you waiting for

country joe and the fish

[siburke939]

she has really small hands & i was very relaxed she used shaving gel as lubricant it hurt a bit but was very enjoyable

oragel is great for masturbating

[siburke939]

dead hookers are great for masturbating

[maks]

dead hookers can't masturbate!

[siburke939]

stick one in the palm of your hand job done :poshwank:

[maks]

are you talking about pulverizing a dead hooker into a gel and using it as lubricant?

[siburke939]

no just using her as a fancy wanksock

[maks]

so basicalyl a realdoll that will stiffen up and start to smell so exactly like a regular realdoll

[siburke939]

or like a live hooker

[maks]

true dat

always wanted a vietnmese tableshower, but i dont want to bathe for like 2 weeks before that

so they have to scrub reaallll hard

[siburke939]

i liked it dry (well she spits all over her hand & can fit her whole fist in her gob so it works!)

[siburke939]

defeats the whole object really...

did you gape for her too

[Genital Doli]

Then dont bitch about it hurting, you weird masochistic limey freak.

lol

[Genital Doli]

I just read up a few posts and cody and siburke somehow managed to make stretching peoples asses into the subject of the most mind numbingly boring conversation ive ever read

[siburke939]

i ain't bitching about it hurting i like the pain (also spoiler: nobody reads doli posts)

[siburke939]

ps: no fisting this weekend (just saying)

[siburke939]

you know when you just don't fancy getting fisted - yeah that

[Genital Doli]

i ain't bitching about it hurting i like the pain (also spoiler: nobody reads doli posts)

actually nobody reads your posts you incredible waste of space this isnt your freaking blog where you tell us what you had for dinner or your favorite animes and comic books