Where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

[sex with dead people]

Pirate Steve, where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

who?

[elezzark]

i just ate a ton of bacon it was great

at least a pound of bacon a day keeps the doctor away

[elezzark]

i don't like eggs

[maks]

you see smoke rising just who could it be it's my rhyme and crime partner d dash l o c

[elezzzark]

I can't believe rootbeer just ate a bacon log

[maks]

I'm not surprised rootbeer just ate a bacon log

[elezzzark]

Pirate Steve, where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

fuck you weirdo for remembering to abandoned poster, dammit you're very freaky, someone needs to call police for stalking him

[elezzzark]

I'm not surprised rootbeer just ate a bacon log

bacon logs are miracle medicines to skinny people

[Plug Drugs]

there's been a few periods of my life where all i did was get stoned and then make a bacon and egg + toast breakfast at around 3 in the afternoon, then watch netflix

[maks]

bacon logs are miracle medicines to skinny people

this is far from bacon's only miracle

[elezzzark]

i imagine if rootbeer ate some bacon logs, then it looks like:

[Plug Drugs]

dont buy in to the "bacon is unhealthy" bullshit, a reasonable amount of bacon is fine,
your body needs cholesterol for testosterone production and to aid in muscle growth.
There isn't a whole lot of protein in bacon, you'd be better off with just eggs or a hamburger

i had bite sized pieces of stea k wrapped in bacon on a skewer yesterday for lunch oops

[Plug Drugs]

those animals are going to die anyways stomple, better they get killed quickly by a live-stock slaying device and die in a matter of milliseconds than be eaten alive by wolves out in the wilderness

[Plug Drugs]

i theorize that stomple's faggotness results from his lack of intake of cholesterol and protein and his body doesn't make enough testosterone
you should buy some testosterone ampoules and shoot it up and make a thread about it

[maks]

he really needs to just die

[Genital Doli]

[Genital Doli]

Im about to kick youre ass nerds.

[Plug Drugs]

i don't see how anyone who watches anime could kick anyone's ass
watching anime = your body's estrogen is too high

[Genital Doli]

I watch anime everey day, and I talk about it and wathc it and talk to my frends and its my favorite

[Genital Doli]

"Bu- Doli... I thoght you only liked anime ironically??"

anime ruined alol

[Genital Doli]

anime ruined alol

lol yeah it wasnt the terrible fucking posters or anything

[Genital Doli]

Im sorry Im very mean to day. Today has been rough Mates. Best wishes to you and yours.

yes these pie in the sky idealists need to realize that bacon is what makes the world go round

Im sorry Im very mean to day. Today has been rough Mates. Best wishes to you and yours.

shut up bitch, make me a sandwich

[Plug Drugs]

"Bu- Doli... I thoght you only liked anime ironically??"

no i knew that you actually liked anime
i can't understand why though.

fooly cooly is a guilty pleasure of mine, i'll say that. I just can't watch any other show without feeling like a complete faggot