Beer Can City is about to collapse

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i dont know what the second thing is maybe a mushroom? maybe a bunch of cool pills for your bum bum in saran wrap, im guessing you had that turkey baster left over from thanksgiving

because turkey basters measure out a max of 12 ml, yeah you dumbfuck would just take several days to fill up the inside of the turkey you fucking idiot

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i tried taking a picture of my roxies but my phone's camera isn't good enough to pick up that small of an imprint

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you're such a faggot,
this wasn't meant to be a dicksizing thread but now it is,
i'm better than all you fags blah blah blah i can take pics to prove it blah blah blah

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elz youre not going to stop me from owning garfield

the fact you actually drank keystone proves to me youre a degenerate crackwhore, no need to get on cam pluggy wuggy <3

its just beer...
Does everything you buy and do have to be one big gay fashion statement you fucking faggot?
Keystone is the best tasting cheap beer you fucking moron, what do you drink budweiser? Cheap rice beer hahaha and they actually get you dumbasses to pay 22 dollars a case for it! Amazing!
Eat my shit

i dont know what the second thing is maybe a mushroom? maybe a bunch of cool pills for your bum bum in saran wrap, im guessing you had that turkey baster left over from thanksgiving

i used the syringe to measure out methadone, and yes they're shrooms
you wouldnt know real drugs if they were mainlined into your jugular

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i read nietzsche and schopenhauer you wannabe intellectuals

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i don't normally drink beer, but when i do, i drink imported ale because i'm a giant faggot

i don't normally drink beer, but when i do, i drink imported ale because i'm a giant faggot

keiths isnt imported you silly

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keiths isnt imported you silly

i think a sign of aspergers is an inability to understand sarcasm or when someone is being mocked

i think a sign of aspergers is an inability to understand sarcasm or when someone is being mocked

my post was specifically designed for you to react in this exact way what you fail to realize is that you are infact pwned

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my post was specifically designed for you to react in this exact way what you fail to realize is that you are infact pwned

and my post was made knowing that you would respond in this exact way, counter-pwned

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you've just activated my trap card!

elz youre not going to stop me from owning garfield



its just beer...
Does everything you buy and do have to be one big gay fashion statement you fucking faggot?
Keystone is the best tasting cheap beer you fucking moron, what do you drink budweiser? Cheap rice beer hahaha and they actually get you dumbasses to pay 22 dollars a case for it! Amazing!
Eat my shit



i used the syringe to measure out methadone, and yes they're shrooms
you wouldnt know real drugs if they were mainlined into your jugular

i only drink the finest craft beer because i can afford it

methadone is for people who cant afford heroin

i am a great juggler

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i only drink the finest craft beer because i can afford it

methadone is for people who cant afford heroin

i am a great juggler

"i'm better because i make more money"
if we were in real life you'd be on the ground right now