drinking straight shots of tequila, no chaser and trying not to puke

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the tongue is willing but the stomach rejects it

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You need to take a few half shots until the feeling kicks in, i know a lot of girls with your problem, and i hear gay men as well, but you are the first hetero guy i heard of that can't drink takillya str8

fuck you i used to be able to drink 4 shots gulping it off the bottle but after drinking all day every day my stomach simply can't handle hard liquor any more, I'm past my prime

Little kiddie drinkers like you still drink hard liquor and think being able to do shots reflects size of your balls awww how cute