drinking straight shots of tequila, no chaser and trying not to puke

[Plug Drugs]

fyi, sherbert doesnt work as a chaser

tabasco works as a chaser or any other non chunky hot sauce

i gave my friend a girlie shot to chase his tequila a long time ago but the girlie shot was just another shot of tequila with a bunch of tabasco with some whip cream on top

got that shit all over his nigger lips

[maks]

agreed, tequila is pretty mild for a hard liquor. in fact if you're using a chaser for anything you're a bit of a pussy.

gold - lime and salt
silver - orange and cinnamon

or not be a total spic and drink warm jameson like a real man

[maks]

drink warm jameson like a real man

yes. jameson or tullamore dew (same shit, same wonderful shit)

look at these peasants pretending to sound cultured

i chase my loowie the X111 with crushed up vicatin

[Plug Drugs]

the tongue is willing but the stomach rejects it

[Plug Drugs]

You need to take a few half shots until the feeling kicks in, i know a lot of girls with your problem, and i hear gay men as well, but you are the first hetero guy i heard of that can't drink takillya str8

fuck you i used to be able to drink 4 shots gulping it off the bottle but after drinking all day every day my stomach simply can't handle hard liquor any more, I'm past my prime

Little kiddie drinkers like you still drink hard liquor and think being able to do shots reflects size of your balls awww how cute

[Plug Drugs]

oh yeah well i had to get a liver transplant at age 14 from being perpetually drunk since age 11

[Plug Drugs]

i get a new liver every month, i just inject whiskey to bypass the liver now because i couldnt afford to keep getting new ones

[Plug Drugs]

how dare you say that my story isn't true, I ALMOST DIED YOU PRICK

tonight i drank margaritas made by a mexican, i might die

[maks]

there's special bars in I think new york where you can inhale alcohol through a vaporizor

my roomies used to make fun of me for buying tequila to drink straight instead of whiskey but i mean liquor isnt supposed to taste like perfume so fuck yall niggas is what i told them and uhh then i moved out

[maks]

tequila is a different kind of drunk than whiskey, makes me more energetic and sociable

it made me confident enough to talk to a girl on the internet

[maks]

that's a big step forward, I'm proud of you

i dont usually drink, but last week i bought "colt 45 blast" just for the hell of it (fruity malt liquor) literally the worst taste in the world it was like fruit flavor rubbing alcohol

my roommate would always buy the weird pre-mixed things and they would be so nasty WHY DO YOU WANT YOUR ALCOHOL TO NOT TASTE LIKE WHAT IT IS YOU WANT TO PRETEND UR DRINKING KOOLAID FAGOT

[maks]

if you want a good fruity drink try boone's farm I used to buy it to get girls drunk when I was a teenager

smirnof ice is pretty good for a fruity drink, i more like beer though

Another plug drugs thread where he tells discusses his rampant drugs and alcohol abuse, cool.

drink hot sauce

what kind of sauce and how long should the sauce be heated up for before its considered hot

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