Blah blah I do drugs etc

[Plug Drugs]

fyi you're almost certainly going to be drug tested for a job in any kind of municipal services

i've got it covered
havent smoked pot in months,
oxy is totally untraceable after 4 days,
and I have a prescription for my Adderall
so I'm set

The only thing I'm worried about is them not caring that I have a prescription for it, claiming that "that medication affects the ability to drive or operate heavy machinery so, I'm afraid we don't want to hire you at this time. Thank you though"

but even adderall isn't traceable in the urine after about a week tops, so I'm not too worried

"they could do a hair test" you might think, but I have that covered too - I've been shaving my own head for years to save money not having to pay someone else to cut it; I'll just cut it extra short so doing a hair test isn't viable for them