alcoholics have an allergy to alcohol

[blumpkin blownuts]

i knew this kid who had skin allergies to water im not fucking around at all with this, he even had to take "dust baths" with diatomaceous earth like a goddamned chinchilla instead of showering or bathing. i felt p bad for that kid tbh but i never talekd to him i was afraid id spill a soda on him or something

[Plug Drugs]

just read up on it and its not even that serious, its just a mild rash that results from other minerals in the water and not the water itself

[maks]

i knew this kid who had skin allergies to water im not fucking around at all with this, he even had to take "dust baths" with diatomaceous earth like a goddamned chinchilla instead of showering or bathing. i felt p bad for that kid tbh but i never talekd to him i was afraid id spill a soda on him or something

the romans used to cover themselves in olive oil then scrape it off

[Genital Doli]

the romans used to cover themselves in olive oil then scrape it off

Uh oh. You did not just mention the Romans.

[maks]

Uh oh. You did not just mention the Romans.

yes I did, lets argue about what kind of oil it was