PM me and let's discuss ways for me to come down to your level stevey... wait, lets just do it here:

- Give myself gout and obesity
- Abandon social life in place of second life
- start a forum a dozen times and make sure you plunge so deep into depression that the forum closes ever few months.
- have 'father' issues
- hate on teknorat for ruining your life
- obsess over marnie (who hates you now)