mac and cheese, mac-mac and cheese

[steveyos]

can I have some please?

let's go on a rubynet diet

you can have all of the fjs you want but you have to cut out posting here completely

[jon]

let's go on a rubynet diet

mac-n-cheese
blood
semen

welcome to clay's candy shop

[maks]

[maks]

someone photoshop one of those to say 'GOUT' I'm too lazy

clays candy van

[steveyos]

you can have all of the fjs you want but you have to cut out posting here completely

half say that to my face

I am the hammer and the anvil, you will be made usefull.

I must say I am quite proud of myself. I have just successfully destroyed a marriage. The reason I have done so is simple; I am petty. I grew tired of the husband always trying to fuck with me whenever I was over. He would always try to establish dominance over me when I was in his house. I asked him on multiple occasions to stop, but he persisted. One day he stole my lighter, and when I asked around he waited till I was about to leave before giving it back to me, saying something along the lines of "your bad at reading people lol". At that point I smiled and told him he was gonna pay for that. Over the course of the next 3 months I slowly distabalized his relationship with his wife, by flirting with her constantly, always ramping up the sexual tension untill it reached a breaking point, she eventually said that she was gonna leave him. This is where the genius part of the plan began, I had her throw a party while her husband was at work, and invited all my friends over. I waited untill she was drunk and convinced an equally drunk friend to fuck her. I then called the husband up and told him what was going on. He rushed up to his house and caught her in fragante delicato. Needless to say he was quite distraught at what he saw. She screamed at him to get out, and that she wanted a divorce. The dumbfuck even thanked me for letting know. The funny thing is once the divorce is finalized, his wife will be mine, and I will tell him that he shouldnt have stolen my lighter. Evil is petty. I am petty. Does that make me evil?

if someone releases a mac and cheese flavored vodka, say goodbye to the rubycopter

steveyos aka pathetic

[steveyos]

the truth is I have the hugest crush on you and for 7 years I've been depressed that I'll never have you and it's affected me so much that I can't function and have to collect disability and eat whole cartons of ice cream and dream of moving to arkansas and raising alpacas with my wonkey eyed beauty

[steveyos]

if someone releases a mac and cheese flavored vodka, say goodbye to the rubycopter

congratulations that's the post that disqualified you from posting at fjs

the truth is I have the hugest crush on you and for 7 years I've been depressed that I'll never have you and it's affected me so much that I can't function and have to collect disability and eat whole cartons of ice cream and dream of moving to arkansas and raising alpacas with my wonkey eyed beauty

if only it were stomple saying this...

[maks]

that's gross I don't fucking understand women

well thats all well and good, but im sitting here choking this fat hog.

[sex with dead people]

I can't believe you would post his PRIVATE message openly for others to read.

[rubycalaber]

that's gross I don't fucking understand women

women love the bad boys and stomple's the baddest here (at posting)

his password is the gps coordinates to the location of a shallow grave containing marnie

[maks]

women love the bad boys and stomple's the baddest here (at posting)

he works a cash register and lives with his parents I've never met a woman who was attracted to either of those things

the truth is I have the hugest crush on you and for 7 years I've been depressed that I'll never have you and it's affected me so much that I can't function and have to collect disability and eat whole cartons of ice cream and dream of moving to arkansas and raising alpacas with my wonkey eyed beauty

the first step to changing your life is coming to terms with your past. i'm proud of you steven darius yelle

I can't believe you would post his PRIVATE message openly for others to read.

sorry just trying to step out of the background and have you love me is all thanks

if only it were stomple saying this...

turn ons:
balding tryhard vegans with constipation
controlling the world media
gold, gold and more gold.

turn off's
being sober for more than 30 mins a day
guys with gout (YUCK!)
when a guy does not fuck me in the first 20 mins of meeting him

turn ons:
balding tryhard vegans with constipation
controlling the world media
gold, gold and more gold.

turn off's
being sober for more than 30 mins a day
guys with gout (YUCK!)
when a guy does not fuck me in the first 20 mins of meeting him

ashley print this post out and run down to yer local walmart buy a picture frame and hang it on your wall above your bed you fucking whore

[maks]

Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

[elezzzark]

can I have some please?

Finally, steffies gets a gout