Sticky: DEAD FORUM? NO PROBLEM, JUST THANK ASH.

[elezzzark]

They told me they can lose their virginity for having sex with a pillow LOL

Whoever they are -- I wouldn't take sex advice from them

i actually just got done making love o a beautiful women just now, her vagina is red and sore because i forgot to shave this morning

[elezzzark]

Do you think Ashley lost her virginity for having sex with a strap on dildo pillow?

i think she probably lost it to her familys golden retriever

or at summer concentration camp

Sounds like a mad libs exercise

Elz have you never had a gf

This thread just got a whole lot sadder

[elezzzark]

A quick question

Are you messianic jew or reform jew?

I'm methodist but you never answered my question

[elezzzark]

Elz have you never had a gf

Yes 2 ex-gfs, they were boring as fuck and i told them fuck off after of kisses

Were they deaf too?

[elezzzark]

Also i refused to have sex with that gf, i wouldn't to have baby or being father or herpes or AIDS

I find it difficult to believe that any normal 24 year old male is still a virgin

Elz are you one of those Catholics who thinks birth control is of the devil

[elezzzark]

Were they deaf too?

No, im glad i wouldn't to listen their noisy excuses

Catholics be crazy

like your scalp?

the fuck you talking about my hair is flawless

[elezzzark]

Elz are you one of those Catholics who thinks birth control is of the devil

No, i hate annoying gfs, i can afford to hire some prostitutes but i would to mantain my virgin forever

No, i hate annoying gfs, i can afford to hire some prostitutes but i would to mantain my virgin forever

I don't think you'll have a problem with that

I don't think you'll have a problem with that

does your body look anything like the girls in your avatar?

[elezzzark]

Sex is too mainstream

does your body look anything like the girls in your avatar?

Does yours?

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i think she probably lost it to her familys golden retriever

or at summer concentration camp

those are very intelligible and possibly accurate comments

no im cut like jon bon jovi

plug drugs jumping on any bandwagon

get your own ride

[elezzzark]

no im cut like jon bon jovi

To be honest with you, your face reminds me from Macaulay Culkin

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stalker virus is probably very fat and ugly irl and the type of girl you would look at at a party and think to yourself "disgusting" and never try to directly look at again