i have a dhiarrheah

you would rather fuck tammy than me

just kidding i'm a total lesbian

[sex with dead people]

i dont kick it with ugly chicks

Didn't you bang that millie chick...the one who has heart failure, has a super mario dinosaur tattoo, and took that pic with all those wires sticking out of her chest?

[sex with dead people]

Nvm. Didn't read 2nd page. Bye.

[sex with dead people]

you would rather fuck tammy than me

Did elezzzark hack this account too?

he heart failed after i didnt want to go e-steady

sounds like you fucked a cyborg

great success

[timmy]

just kidding i'm a total lesbian

who said it would be consensual

[maks]

marks is 8 years older than me this is news to me...

sup marks heh

hey, why don't you step into my van I've got candy and video games and a basket full of puppies

[maks]

sorry channeling stompleb for a second there

barry your butt looks like that irl

[maks]

I'm several orders of magnitude "older than you", in sidereal years, tropical years, unix-time, whatever time domain you choose. If I could find out my age, the expression of that age likely wouldn't make any sense to me nor you, given that I only know the same numerical constructs as most anyone else.
It actually really upsets me to think about how much I can remember vs what I can't remember. Will I even remember the internet after say, a thousand years of making new memories? People aren't designed to remember more than maybe 100yrs worth of experiences. And that's why I consider myself "ill", whether everything I've said above is mere delusion (God please why can't it just be that simple) or not.

you could have just said 'i don't feel like answering that' you didn't have to try and rage me out with a nonsense answer

if you were catholic you would be the trifecta of perfect for me marks

new england, 30's, and catholic

that's all i want in this world

channeling steveyos itt

[blumpkin blownuts]

you would rather fuck tammy than me

Garfield is into women with a "healthy" (read; slightly fat) body type, basically a sz 8-10
I was the same way when I was active.

The middletoes thing kinda defies all logic, IMO. I wasn't really there for it, so I don't know/care about the backstory

[timmy]

more like size 12+

[maks]

if you were catholic you would be the trifecta of perfect for me marks

I was raised episcopalian that's basically catholic-lite

i'm a size 8 and that's really fucked up of you to say bob

[timmy]

size 6 and lower is anorexic

you either get owns or get owned it's as simple as that

[steveyos]

oh wow ash I'm officially going to be your friend now

[timmy]

accordinfg to garfield

[maks]

I'm not shocked that barry knows about women's clothing sizes and I doubt anyone else is either

[timmy]

is someone on my ignore list?

i'm an australian 12 ;(

[timmy]

wait doesnt Aus share the same size as US