trying to decide if i want to pass a decent promotion over a much better assignment with a new contract

[blumpkin blownuts]

lol, they apparently don't do even the minimal amount of background checks for "stateside defense contractor" to find out about all the opium and gushcapades and suicidal tirades this guy's been into

They checked. I've held my security clearance for a awhile now bro. All I had to do was duck.

^injoke between me & the pentagon