the underside of my feet are so soft

[maks]

He turns to us and speaks.

"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them."

ARROGANTLY TWISTING THE STERILE CANVAS SNOOT OF A FULLY CHARGED ICING ANOINTMENT UTENSIL, HE POOTS FORTH A QUARTER OUNCE GREEN ROSETTE NEAR THE SUMMIT OF A DENSE BUT RADIANT MUFFIN OF HIS OWN DESIGN

Later, he says

"Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself I say there is not, nor ought there be, nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth as that prince of foods, the muffin."

[Desolation]

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