Aspie Eyes: The beautiful eyes of Asperger's syndrome

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barry should use this to seduce women, "you've got me all aspie eyed babe" and she'd be like "omg, your blank retarded stare has got me so hot"

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assburger's syndrome - noun - the symptoms of nausea, diarrhea, malaise, and brain damage an individual experiences after buying a McDouble and then realizing that McDonald's downgraded all their ingredients to nasty possibly toxic cow shit (in order to be able to keep selling them for a dollar), but then eating it anyways

"I begged my friend not to keep eating that McDouble after he started gagging and had to choke each bite down his throat, but he finished it anyways and got a nasty case of assburger's syndrome and was vomiting all night. He actually broke down and started praying to God, saying that he promised he would become a good christian from now on if God let him live through it.."

i got mcdonalds for the first time in like 2 years a week ago and it tasted so shitty

[maks]

where does everyone get this misconception that mcdonalds food is supposed to taste good? it's made to be cheap, quick, and convenient. it is not designed to be gourmet, nor is it intended to be healthy. I was blown away by the hype around that 'supersize me' movie it's like it had never occured to people that eating only fried shit for a month straight might be unhealthy, like mcdonalds was pulling one over on us and this guy did us all a favor by exposing them. are people really that fucking stupid?

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same thing happened to me

they do market it as healthy though, i've seen a happy meal with apple slices replacing the fries advertised as healthy and having all the 4 food groups for kids to eat

also they ahve a healthy alternative menu in some stores, so yes they are trying to improve a healthier reputation despite ruining society with cheap food simulation products

[Plug Drugs]

where does everyone get this misconception that mcdonalds food is supposed to taste good? it's made to be cheap, quick, and convenient. it is not designed to be gourmet, nor is it intended to be healthy. I was blown away by the hype around that 'supersize me' movie it's like it had never occured to people that eating only fried shit for a month straight might be unhealthy, like mcdonalds was pulling one over on us and this guy did us all a favor by exposing them. are people really that fucking stupid?

uhhh idk, they're trying to get people to buy it, i suppose that would mean they should try to make it taste good
the mcdoubles aren't just bad, they're inedible
and i don't care about any of that super size me crap.
i'm just pointing out that mcdoubles taste terrible, they aren't even worth the dollar, you couldn't pay me to eat one

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they do market it as healthy though, i've seen a happy meal with apple slices replacing the fries advertised as healthy and having all the 4 food groups for kids to eat

also they ahve a healthy alternative menu in some stores, so yes they are trying to improve a healthier reputation despite ruining society with cheap food simulation products

they don't actually sincerely care,
they've just done market research suggesting that's what people want to see
its bullshit they started tearing down mcdonald's play areas as to not appear like they were targeting kids -- even though playing on those playgrounds was probably the best exercise those kids ever had in their life

[Obnoxious Biatch]

barry should use this to seduce women, "you've got me all aspie eyed babe" and she'd be like "omg, your blank retarded stare has got me so hot"

I'd much rather date an aspie than a hard core junkie brony!

[Plug Drugs]

you would date an aspie, because they wouldn't be able to understand how socially inept you are and run away from you

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there's nothing bad about being a junkie by the way, i don't know if people think its going to offend me or something

[maks]

they do market it as healthy though, i've seen a happy meal with apple slices replacing the fries advertised as healthy and having all the 4 food groups for kids to eat

also they ahve a healthy alternative menu in some stores, so yes they are trying to improve a healthier reputation despite ruining society with cheap food simulation products

They're doing that in response to all the controversy. If it was up to mcdonalds they would serve nothing but burgers and fries, that is what they're good at and what they exist for. criticizing mcdonalds for not offering salads is about as stupid as criticizing starbucks for not offering snow tires.

[maks]

uhhh idk, they're trying to get people to buy it, i suppose that would mean they should try to make it taste good
the mcdoubles aren't just bad, they're inedible
and i don't care about any of that super size me crap.
i'm just pointing out that mcdoubles taste terrible, they aren't even worth the dollar, you couldn't pay me to eat one

they're not trying to get people to buy it, they're getting people to buy it. they're one of the most successful companies in the world. marketing had a lot to do with that, but marketing wouldn't matter worth a fuck if they were not providing something people want - cheap, convenient, and quick.

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i like their big macs and some of their better burgers, but its like gambling buying a burger from mcdonalds, sometimes it tastes good and other times it tastes like shit

[maks]

burger king has onion rings so they win in my book. fuck wendy's, wendy's sucks.

[Obnoxious Biatch]

you would date an aspie, because they wouldn't be able to understand how socially inept you are and run away from you

I am happily married to man that pretty much worships me so I am doing quite well in that department, unlike you. At least aspies can be creative and fun unlike junkies who live for their next fix or bronys that are self-infatuated with their own gender non-conformity.

there's nothing bad about being a junkie by the way, i don't know if people think its going to offend me or something

Au contraire! Having almost all of a man's time and money spent on drugs is pretty much a fatal dating flaw.

[maks]

self-infatuated with their own gender non-conformity.

baiting pretty hard itt aren't you

Au contraire! Having almost all of a man's time and money spent on drugs is pretty much a fatal dating flaw.

Any addict will tell you that heroin is better than sex, this guy does what is essentially pharmaceutical heroin all day long so why should he give a shit about dating?

[Obnoxious Biatch]

baiting pretty hard itt aren't you



Any addict will tell you that heroin is better than sex, this guy does what is essentially pharmaceutical heroin all day long so why should he give a shit about dating?

^^ Word from another loser who lives for drugs, having the last word on a failed troll site and a sex life limited to masturbation. ^^

[maks]

^^ Word from another loser who lives for drugs, having the last word on a failed troll site and a sex life is limited to masturbation. ^^

Funny you mention that because last Friday night I showed up at a client site to work on their server and their once a week maid was there mopping the floors, I chatted her up and we went out back and smoked a joint and she blew me. The moral of this story is that no matter how hard you try you're not going to find fault with my life using your tired old cliched internet tropes. I'm better than you, in every single way, and if you can't handle that you should go because I have no intention of stopping.

[Obnoxious Biatch]

Funny you mention that because last Friday night I showed up at a client site to work on their server and their once a week maid was there mopping the floors, I chatted her up and we went out back and smoked a joint and she blew me. The moral of this story is that no matter how hard you try you're not going to find fault with my life using your tired old cliched internet tropes. I'm better than you, in every single way, and if you can't handle that you should go because I have no intention of stopping.

I don't know why you are comparing your life to a married woman but whatever.

Getting a quickie BJ from a diseased black or Hispanic whore isn't exactly, "the good life". You should have stuck to masturbation. Enjoy popping warts on your wee-wee loser.

[maks]

I don't know why you are comparing your life to a married woman but whatever.

Getting a quickie BJ from a diseased black or Hispanic whore isn't exactly, "the good life". You should have stuck to masturbation. Enjoy popping warts on your wee-wee loser.

Getting quickie BJ's from pretty much anyone, and then never having to see them again, on a regular basis, is better than the life of any married person on the planet. I'm doing what they all wish they could do.

arbys> wendys> mcdonalds> burger king

[Obnoxious Biatch]

Getting quickie BJ's from pretty much anyone, and then never having to see them again, on a regular basis, is better than the life of any married person on the planet. I'm doing what they all wish they could do.

Oh, I bet they all wish they could pop warts from their wee-wee and need to take AZT to survive. Oh, the jealousy.

[maks]

living in fear, obsessed with VD, is what sexually repressed people do. it's what virgins do. are you a virgin? you sound like a virgin.

what the fuck is azt

[maks]

by the way, care to confirm or deny this http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showth...EE-EYE&p=43142 ?

[Obnoxious Biatch]

living in fear, obsessed with VD, is what sexually repressed people do. it's what virgins do. are you a virgin? you sound like a virgin.

what the fuck is azt

Virgin? Hello! I am a married woman...Duh!

Thinking about STD risks is what sane and responsible people with sex lives do. Virgins don't have to care about that. AZT is an AIDS suppressing medication.

by the way, care to confirm or deny this http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showth...EE-EYE&p=43142 ?

The Portland Metro area all the way south to Salem is in the 503 Area Code with a new 971 area code overlaying, Southwest Washington from Vancouver to about Olympia is in the 360 Area Code and Seattle is in the 206 Area Code, so you tell me.

[jon]

plugodore f. drugs
1987 - 2015
nothing bad about being a junkie

[maks]

Virgin? Hello! I am a married woman...Duh!

Thinking about STD risks is what sane and responsible people with sex lives do. Virgins don't have to care about that. AZT is an AIDS suppressing medication.

I've seen no evidence that you are married or a woman, I've seen plenty that suggests you're too sexually naive to be either of those.

STD risks are overblown by sex ed teachers and "awareness" commercials. It's exactly the same mentality as the DARE program telling you that smoking a joint will lead to dying in a crackhouse shooting before you're 25. People who have sex know that, and don't really worry about catching AIDS from the occasional blowjob. As for herpes, it's pretty fucking obvious if someone is spreading that, anyone having sex with someone without even looking at them are a bit more desperate than I am.

The Portland Metro area all the way south to Salem is in the 503 Area Code with a new 971 area code overlaying, Southwest Washington from Vancouver to about Olympia is in the 360 Area Code and Seattle is in the 206 Area Code, so you tell me.

You want me to tell you if that's your phone number? Shouldn't you know?

How about this, instead of giving me the complete unabridged history of 4 different area codes and the municipalities they represent, why don't you just say 'yes' or 'no'?

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I am happily married to man that pretty much worships me so I am doing quite well in that department, unlike you. At least aspies can be creative and fun unlike junkies who live for their next fix or bronys that are self-infatuated with their own gender non-conformity.

I don't know what I have done to make you think I'm not creative; or wait, do you just consider every person who doesn't like you as being uncreative?
A lot of junkies use drugs for philosophical and artistic reasons - it pushes the mind outside of the envelope that our instincts keep us contained within. It allows an individual to tap into styles of thinking that are normally filtered out unconsciously

Real junkies just hate life so they get themselves as intoxicated as possible so they can't even think or stand up, and aim to be like that during every waking hour.

I use drugs as a means to an end,
and well, because it feels fucking awesome

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living in fear, obsessed with VD, is what sexually repressed people do. it's what virgins do. are you a virgin? you sound like a virgin.

what the fuck is azt

^this
everyone who is sexually competent is out sucking and fucking; and those who aren't good enough to be doing that develop a complex in their mind that "everyone who has sex freely must be infected with diseases"