ob is it possible for you to get pregnant?

[patrolled faggot]

Pretty affordable operation. Only a few thousand. You'd probably have to go to Thailand to do it since western doctors won't do it unless you are diagnosed with Gender Identity Disorder. You could probably fake the diagnosis however.

I don't want to do that

I don't want any operations on my body unless I'm dying or extreme or necessary circumstance or health of the physical kind

[patrolled faggot]

Oh just think, when some says, "go fuck yourself", you'll actually be able to do it. You'll never have to depend on anyone else to get laid.

I'll need a big bendy dick then to reach around

[patrolled faggot]

A micro-penis should be sufficient size-wise to do it. Maybe not for the back hole though. As long as your clitoris does not swell past the point of being unable to bend it, you should be fine.

a micro-penis is only ok because I have such a tight vagina

[sex with dead people]

a micro-penis is only ok because I have such a tight vagina

Probably because nobody even knows you have one to loosen it up for you.

[patrolled faggot]

my secret vagina

[patrolled faggot]

I believe it is called your butthole.

my vagina is not called my butthole

[patrolled faggot]

No, just the secret vagina is.

no

vagina is vagina

butthole is butthole

I don't like anal, it feels like you need to poo at best