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[patrolled faggot]

Never forget that Jack Venooker is a sociopathic liar. We're talking about a guy so mentally disturbed he actually threatened to sue the owner of a comic book message board, because a sock puppet he didn't like was making fun of him. Everything Vap wrote is a lie. Jack's Colostomy Bag popped up to make fun of Ole Vap one day, and Jack freaked the fuck out over it. He emailed Rick Veitch, threatening to sue Rick Veitch and Comicon if JCB wasn't removed, claiming it was "identity theft." That's why Jack Venooker was banned. Ask anyone over at Comicon who was around at the time. The only person Vap beat the shit out of was himself. He takes this message board "king of the gutters" shit way too seriously for a 50+ year old man. He can't stop talking about it. It's just about the most pitiful thing I think I've ever seen. I know this message board stuff is all he really has, and sometimes I feel a little guilty for fucking with him.

lol

I felt a pinge of pity for him yesterday over at RH when I realised that he was actually retarded... but I swallowed that pity and reminded myself of all the people who deserve my pity in the world jack is not one of them.

And you know, I look around here and see guys trolling the shit out of a young dumbass chick with pornographic pictures the stupid twat let some ugly guy take of her and I think to myself, "I'd rather target someone like jack who's actually a piece of shit and doesn't just lick shit while someone takes a picture."

Just remind yourself what a piece of shit he actually is.