so you get a call from that top job you've always wanted and you come in for an interview

[maks]

Lisa isn't a brown noser like you. She doesn't give a shit about the 4chanish concept of "tier posters" (whatever that means) that the lozerz here are so obsessed with.

You keep saying "You guys care so much about X!" where X is something we pretend to care about ironically, this is all the proof anyone needs that the s don't get this place and never will

Or, to put it in a way you'll understand, every time you whine about how obsessed we are over join dates or rep you are "self-pwning" and being a "lulzcow" and maybe some kind of "sock" (argyle perhaps?)