jon asked me to post this for him

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A couple of British tourists who had Tweeted some slang were detained and deported by Homeland Security, which apparently always is on the job, ready to repel non-existent threats:

Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting.

The Department of Homeland Security flagged him as a potential threat when he posted an excited tweet to his pals about his forthcoming trip to Hollywood which read: 'Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America'.

Leigh also had Tweeted that the pair would "dig up Marilyn Monroe" and agents searched their luggage...for spades and shovels. Welcome to Obamika, folks.

[timmy]

USA #1 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[timmy]

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

[Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net]

I'm calling HLS on you.

Stasi will be by shortly to pick you up.

[General Doli]

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[rubycalaber]

digging up and fucking the corpse of Marilyn Monroe would be the best terrorist attack ever

and that right there is why i wont use twitter because theres too much information these days i jus wanna be me

[jon]

you should register "fieldgarf" and transcribe old garfield strips from the sunday papers but reverse all the words

[maks]

That story's actually from a satire magazine btw you guys got trolled hard but don't feel bad so did the sun and whatever that britiosh tabloid with the buzzard as a mascot is, they both reported it as fact

you should register "fieldgarf" and transcribe old garfield strips from the sunday papers but reverse all the words

oh man too zany 4 me

[maks]

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

god you're stupid

[maks]

this article actually made slashdot and there's 800 idiots in there all WELCOME TO 1984 MAN. That site has really gone downhill.

[jon]

are you feeling maybe like you spoke a little too soon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter-jokes.html

[jon]

Pair Detained in Twitter Homeland Threat Mix-Up
‎
ABC News - 13 hours ago
A young couple from across the pond was detained at a Los Angeles airport after Homeland Security agents mistook a couple Twitter quips for threats against ...
Highly Cited: Tourists deported from US for Twitter jokes‎ Boing Boing
In-Depth: UK tourists turned back from US over Twitter joke to 'destroy ...‎ Brisbane Times
Blog: Twitter joke to 'destroy America' gets two Brits deported from US‎ Washington Post (blog)
Herald Sun - Hollywood Reporter
all 145 news articles »

im not believing anything til its on fox news

[General Doli]

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

Don't sign your posts, cool guy.

[rubycalaber]

there was a true story of a british guy who got arrested by our anti-terror lot because his flight was delayed and he got on twitter and made a joke about bombing the airport if he couldnt get on his plane and he got charged with disturbing the queen's peace or something stupid

[maks]

are you feeling maybe like you spoke a little too soon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter-jokes.html

No, I'm feeling like a couple of british papers picked up something that was first posted on a satire site and way too many people are buying into it

[maks]

Original source of the story, THE SPOOF dot com

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...line=s1i104014

Tomorrow lets all get outraged over some shit on the onion

[maks]

"The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!"

I expected better from you jon. Not the dailymail, I'm not surprised they bought it, but I'm disappointed in jon and slashdot right now.

[General Doli]

there was a true story of a british guy who got arrested by our anti-terror lot because his flight was delayed and he got on twitter and made a joke about bombing the airport if he couldnt get on his plane and he got charged with disturbing the queen's peace or something stupid

Don't sign your posts.

[General Doli]

Do not sign your posts

Love,
General Doli

[Autistic Spectrum]

bet jon has never asked cag to post anything for him

[Cag.]

good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

lmfao

ys, that post from tim was veery funny and totally unexpected and original

[Cag.]

im sorry i laughed at a tim post and not yours

it's alright cag, I'll be okay

[Cag.]

I'm sure you'll survive somehow, you always have.... on your own lol