Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
one time I was dating this crazy chick and she was way into anal so I was like whatever and tried to give her what she liked. Then one time I pulled out and there was a little chunk of lettuce on my dick. I don't want to think of things like that when I'm having sex with someone, that isn't fun for me it kind of ruins it. also, frankly, vaginas are better anyway. they're perfectly designed to accomadate a penis, they self lubricate, there's no sensation like having a rubber band tightly wound around your dick. I've had mouth, and I've had ass, and I'm sticking to cunt. There's nothing better.
Marks. You and O.B. should get together.