tl;dw: my mouse keeps getting "phantom input" where it will think I'm clicking buttons that I'm not and every five minutes my computer will start typing out this post I made on 4chan about Heroes yesterday "If you think about it it's a very accurate depiction of comic books (since most of them are awful garbage like the sh where everyone turns evil and kills someone and turns back to gooow)" no matter what I'm doing I've also noticed that before it types out my Heroes diss post it will type the word "corgy", I don't remember typing that, so perhaps the Queen of England is behind this I've restarted my computer a bunch of times, done two virus scans that came back with nothing, unplugged my keyboard and mouse and done a system restore and none of it has helped, I will run Dell's diagnostics when I get up tomorrow and report back but I think I might have to call a computer technitian to come take a look at it or something, so thank fuck all it's regurgitating is a post dissing Heroes and not going on about how I wish my sister would fuck me up the arse with a strap-on and such also the color pull down menu thing has changed in this version of vbull and I don't like it since 30% of the colors in it are fucking useless and they took a lot of good colors out of it, but I do like the "Restore Auto-Saved Content" thing because my fucking mouse keeps closing this tab goddamn motherfuck I now understand spousal abuse because if my computer Kristana was a woman I would beat the shit out of her (and rape her) p.s. made cberry mod for black history month, so remember... around blacks, never relax!

oh yeah and someone called my house and left this message http://www.rubycalaber.com/rubycalaber.mp3 (I suspect either barry, the Troll-1000 or Obama, or some sort of nightmare team-up between the three of them) I here-by categorically dare you to kill me in real life because I will literally just open up my computer and let the ghosts possessing it burst out and kill you by overloading your brain with Heroes disses so bring it on fuckers I'm a manchild on the edge with nothing left to lose (other than my virginity)

authors note: this is the second time I'm posting this thread because this fucking bullshit literally made me accidentally delete my own thread oh my fucking god