try not calling the queen your majesty and see what happens. i wonder if youll get arrested? give me a break, dude. also, julia gillard (prime minister of australia) got some flack from the press for not bowing, as did michelle obama and president obama (they all shook her hands instead) and guess what dude? the queen didnt give a shit.
I'd call her a cunt and spit in her face, and if obama has done that I'd be voting for him.