when i noticed this i started yelling "those are my pants! what the hell do you think you're doing??? who told you you could wear those--" i continued with this line of yelling as the silly bastard just stood there with a blank, unamused look on his face
all of a sudden he sort of half-closed one eye and his other eye rolled back into his head and his mouth dropped open
"awwwwwwwww" he moaned.
slowly i began to realize that he was pissing himself! A big wet spot started to appear on his -i mean my- jeans
I was so perplexed by this i stopped complaining; disgusted and confused, i just stared at the wet spot as it grew bigger
Once he was finished, he unzipped the pair of pants, took them off, and handed them to me.
"...i pissed your pants" he said, and then he just calmly walked out the front door as if nothign had happened
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so this guy i've never seen around before walks up to me in my own home, wearing MY jeans..Pariah :Care:y
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09-13-2012Last edited by Plug Drugs; 09-13-2012 at 12:42 AM.
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09-13-2012there are the sorts of people you attract when you do heroin
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09-13-2012u fuck that guy or what, take him back to your place take off your jeans and go to town.
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09-13-2012allegedly he was "candy flipping" on molly and mushrooms
Originally Posted by maks
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09-13-2012so did you get it on or what, lot of gay for pay kind of shit so you could get your next fix
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09-13-2012should have told him you were satan and then raped him Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
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09-13-2012suck his dick for a dime bag of smack, who cares it's not like your going to remeber much of it the next day anyways
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09-13-2012lol drug addled brain once again unable to spot and remove all the capital letters from the copypasta before sharing it
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09-13-2012i wrote it Originally Posted by jon
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09-13-2012but since you think it'll make for a good copypasta i'm going to put it on 4chan and see if the newfag inhabitants appreciate fine literature
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09-13-2012not only is plug drugs a cart pusher at wal mart he also posts at 4chan and uses the word "newfag"
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09-13-2012
nice life
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09-13-2012thread summary:plug drugs fucked a guy and gave him his pants for a dime back of herion
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09-13-2012i think ur friends are just fucking with you big time. funny story anyways tho + Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
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