GUYS I CANT STOP SNEEZING

Big Bert actually registered on the old forums after iwc posted ramens gross photos since ramen told him about it...

























I will now reveal who he was...


























ultra-d-list no-namer dr. fatcock!!!, he messaged me since I was the only one who bothered to put my aim name on the forums so he could ask me the full story going on and he told me not to tell anyone he was now posting there but he probably doesnt even remember any of this so I'm letting the cat out of the bag

turns out he liked Lost too and he asked me to make a sig for him and he wanted Ben Linus to be his posting character and I was like fuck off mate no one on the forums is a good enough troll to be Ben so I let him be Matthew Abbadon since he was kind of a mysterious forum agent since no one knew who was actually Big Bert... until now!!!

I'm not making this up, thats why the symbol in his sig was a symbol for a bowl of ramen, a little easter egg hinting at his true identity



tune in next week for an even more shocking cliffhanger reveal!!!!!!

truth...