will whoever it was that pretended to be me please just come out and admit it

[Cody]

ewwwwwww lol cuckold fetish
you're going to be that guy that gets married and invites horse dicked ghetto aids-niggers to fuck your wife while you j/o from a very safe distance

[jon]

this is some serious a scanner darkly bullshit, plug drugs is bob arctor, protagonist, main character who is an undercover cop taking a schizotypal-inducing drug while hunting its source (which is alkl of them, drugs are bad mkay) pretending to be bruce the druggie. and his girlfriend is a classic convertible car driving whore that is the real cop, he's just being used as bait for lols, only the difference is that plug drugs is ruining his brain with household chemicals that are common and there is no super great drug anywhere at the current time and also lisa doesn't own a classic convertible and probably cant be trusted to drive anyway because she would probably use it to abort babies somehow