The retard still thinks I'm Jack Venooker. Fuck it, I'll go along with it. Might be good for some laughs.

Yeah Pat, I'm Jack Venooker. I've hired a private investigator to track down your online activities. He specializes in internet bullies like you. It won't be long, you'll be the one in court. I'll sue you for every thing you own. I'll even take your shitty old computer so you can't harrass anyone else on the internet. I'm also going to press criminal charges for all those years you've harrassed me and my family. My lawyer has got a huge file on all of your online activites. You're fucked. Muwahahahahaa!