when i was 16 i made a blood pact

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we can cite some perfectly valid reasons for doing it:
1. Your minimum wage job is disposable and you are likely going to quit soon anyways; why not make it matter when you do?
2. If our little scheme doesn't work, you can just roll across town and get another minimum wage job in like a week; in fact you could just think of it as a vacation.

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when i think of massive conglomerates crumbling like a house of cards and CEOs hiding under their desk in the fetal position with a thumb in their mouth, my face looks like this:

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when i think of massive conglomerates crumbling like a house of cards and CEOs hiding under their desk in the fetal position with a thumb in their mouth, my face looks like this:

it actually looks more like this

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there are a lot of problems with automated fast food. If the machine fucks up your order, how do you ask it to fix it, or to get your money back? If it's malfunctioning (which you know they would for a few decades until they got the kinks worked out), does it just keep your money and serve you half-prepared food?

People also feel better about themselves when another human being gives them their food.

I bet automated restaurants could enjoy a mild popularity in Asia though

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LOL

Look at this, look at your post, did you really post this? LOL wtf is wrong with you?????

Wow.

what??