cody refuses to respond to my friend request

[Cody]

anyway, it's really disheartening to be rejected this way on the internet by someone who you admire
cody, what can i do to be your friend?

I read on the internet (I believe everything I read on the internet) that obese couples enjoy playing feeder games with eachother- like hiding a club sandwich under a flap or fold and having their blindfolded lover sniff out the location.

maybe i should try that with cody

take a wild guess