hows it going yall

[Cody]

i drank way too much and threw up in the bathroom sink instead of the toilet since im retarded. in 2 hours i amgoing to a shooting range to fire a gun. sounds like a good idea.

when i was like 12 i swiped a quart of moonshine and drank a whole bunch of it one night, and i puked in the washing machine. when my mom woke up the next morning she flipped the fuck out, which made my stepdad flip the fuck out and that friends is how i came to be awakened by 2 five gallon buckets full of ICE water being dumped on my head at 6am on a school day

[abercrombie]

when i was like 12 i swiped a quart of moonshine and drank a whole bunch of it one night, and i puked in the washing machine. when my mom woke up the next morning she flipped the fuck out, which made my stepdad flip the fuck out and that friends is how i came to be awakened by 2 five gallon buckets full of ICE water being dumped on my head at 6am on a school day