Got hired today for an actual career

[Cody]

no

please

dont

[always stevey]

Stripper and career in one sentence. :)

[Cody]

yep and when your nipples fly south for the winter of your life youll be just like lisa

[always stevey]

I'm sure I can find a club or dive bar or truck stop that will take a haggard old drunk with a limp and hacking cough.

[Cody]

you can always be a biker babe

[always stevey]

Like your wife? No thanks.

[Cody]

no im not a biker and shes actually a white collar professional type of person thanks though

[always stevey]

with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass

[Cody]

with multiple scoliosis? oh scleerosis. She collects disability and lives off the government. white collar my ass

no she doesnt lol its not at the stage where it affects her that bad, yet anyways. she got it diagnosed pretty early

[always stevey]

[Genital Doli]

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

[Cody]

watched the first half and yeah shes got some of those problems sometimes

[Cody]

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

link?

[always stevey]

I always love the sweet, somber acoustic shit they put on these awareness videos.

[blumpkin blownuts]

na is a cult ruby and i dont think maytag pays much for a "footbone's connected to the leg bone" type programming job i always thouhgt engineering just means you were good as fuck at geometry and other maths and machining or construction

there's a pretty big difference between coding and software engineering
and after 6-12 months i'll be on the hardware side as a firmware engineer

[blumpkin blownuts]

how long until you're fired like you were from your last job?

i wasn't fired from my last job, they held it for me while i was in the psych hospital & rehab and i went back to it for 2 weeks before i faked a non-work-related injury so i could quit without looking like an asshole. because that job was fucking miserable

[macpro]

i'm proud of you bob.

[Autistic Spectrum]

my career is fucking hot chicks/getting drunk everyday,

[Cody]

my career is fucking the same chick/getting drunk everyday, and beating the kids

edited for accuracy

[Plug Drugs]

my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs

a new drug for MS just passed stage 1 clinical trial... could be ur dream come true codyey

proof that doli is a good person

[Plug Drugs]

i think maybe when i was 16 and tried selling my soul to the devil, it actually worked which explains why everyone tells me i look 17 max because i'm now one of the undead and havent aged a day since selling my soul. But if i just dont shave for a week people tell me i look like i'm 30. i cant win

you do not look like a 17 year old plug drugs.

[Plug Drugs]

ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest

[maks]

my career is getting blasted so i dont care until i'm at an age where i'm no longer being pitched shit minimum wage jobs

that's not an age dumbass it's a level of experience and you're never going to get there

[maks]

ive gotten elvis, chris farley, middle aged dike, and jonah hill from you assholes so i dont even know what to think of my appearaqnce, and people irl are too nice to be honest

fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.

[Plug Drugs]

when you look in a mirror you dont really ever see yourself, you just see what you want to see, you never get an off-angle and see what you really look like

[always stevey]

fat fuck. you're a fat fuck.

youre nothing like chris farley. chris farley was funny