
Originally Posted by
Camoron
Hello Wal-Mart. Plug Drugs here. If you'd like to hire me to push some carts around for you, I wouldn't consider any starting wage below $28.00 an hour. I also take a two hour lunch as well as a minimum of five breaks per day, during each of which I will go to the in-store Subway sandwich shop and partake of a footlong submarine sandwich, which will be provided at company expense, as well as some illicit narcotics. I will also require a company car since my grandmother will no longer let me take hers since she caught me stealing her pills.