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i had debillitating growing pains when i was 13-14, like the "you dont know pain until youve experienced something like that" kind, know what they gave me? fucking tylenol 3s w/ codeine.. When i broke my femur, largest bone in the human body, they gave me one 30 count bottle of 5mg lortabs, fuckin shit they give out for tootheaches. How do i get the good shit? Do i have to be a hot blonde with big boobs or upper middle class before doctors start sucking my proverbial cock with strong mu-opioid agonists?? Am i going to be laying on my death bed with my organs laying out all over the place, and the docs saying "uhhh here, have some aspirin"?

And then last summer, the night before my grandfather died and he was choking to death on his own saliva due to a giant hole cancer ate away in his esophagus, having to ARGUE with the night nurse to give him morphine or fucking ANYTHING, I have a justifiable VENDETTA against the god damn medical system; i won't be satisfied until there's doctors out on the fucking streets holding up cardboard signs saying "Will Diagnosis You With RLS For Food"

no you dont, youre the reason the medical system is hesitant to hand out morphine to people who ask for it you stupid fuck. pain management specialists all over the world have to deal with your fecal matter oozing down and staining their otherwise very important profession

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no you dont, youre the reason the medical system is hesitant to hand out morphine to people who ask for it you stupid fuck. pain management specialists all over the world have to deal with your fecal matter oozing down and staining their otherwise very important profession

ive never asked for painkillers, the only time i went to the doctor for PAIN was when i was 13 and had growing pains in my back. the only other time in my life a doctor has prescribed me painkillers was when i was 16 and broke my femur and i got the one bottle of thirty 5mg/500mg hydroco/apap pills (a single fucking bottle mind you, try stretching that fucker out over the 2 months you're bed-ridden with a broken femur)

ive gone to the doctor before seeking benzos, but thats because i was getting panic attacks like multiple times a day non stop for a few years, and i didnt want to have to be on a daily ssri or tca every fucking day so, yes, i tried fishing for a fuckin PRN script of a benzo when i was a teenager, because doctors are so fucking paranoid to hand them out, that someone who actually needs one has to fake illness just to get it