Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli View Post
how to make your own homeopathic remedy (an informative guide):
1. take a syringe and extract some water from the ocean
2. drink the water

congratulations, because the LIFE-CHANGING substances in the water of the ocean are SO diluted, they are actually INCREDIBLY POWERFUL because I'm literally retarded. now you can lift more weights, drink more beer, and run as fast as a speeding bullet. that will be 5000 dollars, you're welcome.