i'm working on a program for atmel that tells an oven what to do

[blumpkin blownuts]

basically i am turning the oven into my bitch

[rubycalaber]

gonna hack your oven and tell it to fill your house with gas and blow you up

[rubycalaber]

(do ovens use gas? I dont even know how real life works)

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

was expecting jew jokes when i clicked

[rubycalaber]

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

h-h-h-holocaust

when i read the thread title, i thought "is he just making a program that creates a woman?"

[juji]

(do ovens use gas? I dont even know how real life works)

proof that rubycalaber has no life

[rubycalaber]

when i read the thread title, i thought "is he just making a program that creates a woman?"

nice internalized misogyny

[blumpkin blownuts]

the company i work for still makes gas ovens but i'm working on the electrics

[juji]

the company i work for still makes gas ovens but i'm working on the electrics

Do you write assembly language?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Do you write assembly language?

nope... nothing really uses assembly anymore it's all coded in C and automatically assembled. jon and marks were right when we had that debate a year ago

[blumpkin blownuts]

there's thousands of combinations of machine states and input conditions on a modern oven. trying to use assembly and ttl would be a nightmare
plus the focus is on modularity so that different models can employ the same control/ui boards

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

basically i am turning the oven into my bitch

are you programming it in flash? apparently dp programmed a fridge in flash

[Autistic Spectrum]

i have done interfaces for touch screens for appliances(i do it past midnight sometimes and my landlord yells at me for typing too loud)

[Autistic Spectrum]

because my fat ulgy wife took all my money and now i am forced to live in a studio apt my life it's terrible

[Autistic Spectrum]

why people would need twitter on their fridge is beyond me

i love dp and his extensive flash programming experience
it allows him to come here for extended periods while he's "between work"

[Autistic Spectrum]

i work at the same time i am here monde, sometimes my landlord comes in and yells at me in the 300 sq foot room i am forced to live in but i try my best to get by,

dp, why do you get so sensitive when i mention flash programming?

[Autistic Spectrum]

why are you getting all up in arms when i bring up that your wife took all your money and you forced to live in a glorified closet

i was just replying to bob hugs asking which programming language he uses and you seemed to take offense.
i thought flash was where it's at. maybe he coded it in java.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think he wrote it in C monde, i mean you are pretty picky about your computer lang's, i can code in over 9000 different lang syntax's here's a app i am writing in basic a right now

10 print soul traded by my wife
20 print can't play video games past 10pm
30 goto 10

i guess flash is a pretty touchy subject. maybe it wasn't wise bringing it up.
how's your search for steel pipe going, dp?

[StompleB]

grumpy old men

[Autistic Spectrum]

i just don't like you monde, everytime you talk to me i cringe, does not really matter the subject,

stomple, did you try out that recipe for flautas?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i honestly would rather talk to stomple and he's boring and uppity

i'm sorry for bringing up such a sensitive subject, dp
let's be friends