Quote Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli View Post
{me writing a letter to plug drugs mom} Mrs. Plug Drugs, lol,
THis is Doli. You may know me by the many times ur son has screamed my name in anger bcause of how badly I burned him. Wel, I hate to say this, but hes dead. Yes thats right, yur beloved michael killed himself last night because a mentally challenged australian woman who lives on penguin island wouldnt text him back with the intricate e-handshake he'd created and made many references to Doing the Sex in. He passed away from Heroin into the Penis. Yes maam, he shot mexican rat posion into his penis, and it swoled up about 10x its normal size (so about 1 inch) and he died.

Im sorry for your lost.
- Chad.
The best post.