I went to a strip club once, girl says hey baby want a lap dance in the VIP room? I said idk does that mean we're going to fuck? she says lol no im just gonna make you real horny. so i said how much does that cost? she said fifty bucks. I said fifty bucks, lady for 50 bucks i can get a bag of weed and a blowjob.

i was asked nicely to leave by a large black man about 2 minutes later, never been to another strip club since, waste of money.