i think i made a thread like this before, its the hold down the F key while holding your breath thread

[always stevey]

"gaaah i dont understand the words hes using or what hes talking about... HE MUST JUST BE PRETENDING AND GOOGLING! I-I-I can't handle him actually being smarter than me"

If you were that smart you wouldn't be dirt poor, scrounging for beer money in your couch and bragging about your drug use because you think it's cool.