how to be a good dad(a simple guide)
1.have childern, this is the most important step, don't just go to the park and steal someone else's kid, you need to make jizz time with some lady parts,
example FUCK LISA AND GET HER A BABY IN HER BELLY WITH YOUR SPERM
2. when the child comes out of the lady hole, Feed it, cloth it and sing it songs/talk to it alot, does not matter about what kids love to talk about anything, talk to them about what you know , teach them how to shoot drugs up your butthole properly,
example little sally you want to make sure when you shove oxy pills in your asshole you cut them in half first since your butthole is still pretty tight and not and loose as daddys
3. Make sure they don't die. this one seems like it would be pretty simple but childern are very very stupid, they don't know cars can run them over or that matches are not fun toysor the bleach under your sink is not juice
example NO SALLY for the last time, just because daddy huffs gas does not mean you can too, you have to wait till you are at least 14 till you huff with daddy, by then your lungs will be devopled enough so the fumes don't kill you
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