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[timmy]

http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator...calculator.htm

the typical savings account pays 0.03%

say you had $10,000 in it and added $1,500 more every month ($18,000/year) for 40 years; savings is compounded 12 times annually, with additions at the end of the year

you could have $493,006.20 after that time but savings are insured to only $250,000 per account so you won't get exactly that figure but close

instead after 20 years you will have $250,778.60 and then have to start all over again with only $778.60 principal unless you want to risk getting fucked by the fed, which is trying to fuck you every day, and another 20 years from that figure earns $241,501.71 for a total of $241,501.71 + $250,778.60 = $492,280.31, a deficit of only $725.89

it can be more advantageous to use certificates of deposit on a quarterly basis; bankrate.com reports 0.29% for a 3 mo. CD with a $10,000 principal

such an arrangement compounds 4 times annually (3 month CD, 12 months per year) yielding $257,601.31 after 20 years

certificates of deposit are also FDIC insured to $250,000 so you risk a greater sum but not much, $7000 and change to the formers' $700 and change

unfortunately $250,000 will earn you only $725 at 0.29%, so you would need three such accounts to subsist on interest of $725/month, skimming off the top of each every 3 months

this is why your actual retirement plan is bagging groceries

thanks johnathaniel

[timmy]

maybe this is only in australia though since we have so few houses and so many immigrantes trying to come in maybe thats why our houses are like 1 million for a 5 room with a big garage... and thats not even in the heart of sydney


a fuckin 2 room unit in sydney cbd costs like between 1 to 2 million, and renters would pay around 1000 per week depending on its location...

fuck sydnbey

[juji]

maybe this is only in australia though since we have so few houses and so many immigrantes trying to come in maybe thats why our houses are like 1 million for a 5 room with a big garage... and thats not even in the heart of sydney


a fuckin 2 room unit in sydney cbd costs like between 1 to 2 million, and renters would pay around 1000 per week depending on its location...

fuck sydnbey

I thought boobz is still denying you are richer than him