which is the better love story??

Lisa, Peter Quinn as retained me as my lawyer, I will be getting him out of jail in the next couple of days i have told the kangaroo that runs the australian legal system that he will be residing with you on his release at 19823 penguin alley, Penguin island Aus 43902, The kangaroo informed me that you must clean your gross couch before they let him go so he has a place to sleep.

I laughed so hard, my ovary hurt since I am currently ovulating......