went to get an oil change at firestone and those idiots told me that

[terror baby]

i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99

no they told me i needed transmisson fluid HELLO IT IS A MANUAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS

but in all seriousness they were probably just trying to help you out so you dont crash into a uid or something, but here you are mocking them preteneding you know all abotu cars WELL IF YOU NEW ALL ABOUT CARS WHY DID YOU RUN HOETO YOUR LITTLE COMPUTER AND HAVE TO ASK YOUR INTERNET FRIENDs

[jon]

also lol what's your man's problem ain't he know how to change oil

[Genital Doli]

also lol what's your man's problem ain't he know how to change oil

A shameful nigga

[sex with dead people]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

[maks]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

girls

[sex with dead people]

girls

My mom always did her own car work. Bitches these days are pansies

[terror baby]

My mom always did her own car work. Bitches these days are pansies

I want to learn how to do my own oil change, I think I'll probably learn how to do it myself next time my car needs one.

[jon]

I want to learn how to do my own oil change, I think I'll probably learn how to do it myself next time my car needs one.

just look on youtube

- warm engine up, drive around the block
- drive up onto ramps
- you should to put drain pan under car and aim it so the oil stream won't miss
- loosen the drain plug bolt's influences
- push bolt in towards pan while threading it out to oil hold back. when it will come free, yank it out of the way all in one smooth motion
- slide drain pan forward as the oil stream slows down
- when oil is trickling or stopped, return the plug bolt, torque the bolt head to the common and current specification
- slide drain pan foward underneath the oil filter
- loosen oil filter with an oil filter wrench
- remove filter by hand, pour it out into the drain pan
- take one finger and get a little bit of dirty oil on the tip
- that's right
- just like that
- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block
- hand tighten the filter in place, then give it a 1/4 turn further with the oil filter wrench
- wipe the underbody of the oil filter and the drain plug bolt with a cloth so that no oil droplets are present
- remove dipstick
- pour a spath of oil into the system
- get back down underneath and check for the formation of oil droplets, leaks, etc.
- fill system just shy of the maximum qty in the specification
- start car, drive off the ramps onto flat surface
- wait for engine to fully cool
- check dipstick, top off system to spec
- write down in logbook which car, the date, mileage, oil brand and weight

[Obnoxious Bitch]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

I don't!

[sex with dead people]

you can have your cum back, its in my mouth

I don't!

It's easier to change your gender than oil in a vehicle.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

It's easier to change your gender than oil in a vehicle.

Guess that is one of the reasons I never changed my own oil.

[jon]

yes brake fluid does need to be flushed and refilled sometimes but they wouldn't know that unless they checked the resevoir and tested the brakes and all that so i wouldn't believe it

also don't take your car to a shop for oil changes, i'll do it

[terror baby]

Adam knows absolutely nothing about cars, I know more than he does.

[macpro]

your going to crash if you don't have Pedro's brake fluid.

[terror baby]

It was adam's ford explorer. They showed me a test strip that they dipped into the brake fluid, they said that the brake fluid needed to be changed since the test strip was a dark purple. We usually take our cars to Ford dealerships and get them serviced for free in IL (mother in law is a lawyer and represents dealerships so she gets some perks) but we can't do that anymore since we moved to Dallas so now we have to pay for everything and we know nothing about cars.

[jon]

oh yeah brake fluid can rust out the lines over time

it's pretty easy to do, i have a fluid pump (for european cars) to do my own

the fluid is hazardous to handle though

[macpro]

That's what you get for marrying a gay male.

[terror baby]

do you know any honest mechanics around here that we can take it to?

yes there is a little place in texas that my family has been ging to for years it is a modest shop but they are honest hard working people the name of the shop is jiffy lube

[jon]

nope, i do everything myself

[macpro]

you think jon would offer to help.

[terror baby]

I told Adam to ask the people he works with for a recommendation but he said that everyone he works with is indian so they probably get ripped off on a daily.

you shouldve of asked if there was a cancer discount

[macpro]

how about Jihad Motors?

[terror baby]

i don't trust arabs, they rip you off the most

[macpro]

Jew lawyers do that too.

ffucking brown

yes sometime within the next 10,000 miles should be a good time to learn dont do it too early or you could flood the oil pump