went to get an oil change at firestone and those idiots told me that

[Genital Doli]

also lol what's your man's problem ain't he know how to change oil

A shameful nigga

[Genital Doli]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

u dont need to do it every 3k miles or whatever theyre saying these days either

[steveyos]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

because you married a giant p-word

[Genital Doli]

[farts out a big steamy shit] [smears the shit all ofer ur wallet, ur money, ur credit cards] There. I just changed your oil

PLEB

[steveyos]

I never changed shit on my sport trac you don't have to when a man drives it

[steveyos]

when's the last time even one tire was off the ground not counting you driving up curbs and other dumb girl stuff

[steveyos]

actually adam probably pulls more dumb girl maneuvers than you

[jon]

I want to learn how to do my own oil change, I think I'll probably learn how to do it myself next time my car needs one.

just look on youtube

- warm engine up, drive around the block
- drive up onto ramps
- you should to put drain pan under car and aim it so the oil stream won't miss
- loosen the drain plug bolt's influences
- push bolt in towards pan while threading it out to oil hold back. when it will come free, yank it out of the way all in one smooth motion
- slide drain pan forward as the oil stream slows down
- when oil is trickling or stopped, return the plug bolt, torque the bolt head to the common and current specification
- slide drain pan foward underneath the oil filter
- loosen oil filter with an oil filter wrench
- remove filter by hand, pour it out into the drain pan
- take one finger and get a little bit of dirty oil on the tip
- that's right
- just like that
- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block
- hand tighten the filter in place, then give it a 1/4 turn further with the oil filter wrench
- wipe the underbody of the oil filter and the drain plug bolt with a cloth so that no oil droplets are present
- remove dipstick
- pour a spath of oil into the system
- get back down underneath and check for the formation of oil droplets, leaks, etc.
- fill system just shy of the maximum qty in the specification
- start car, drive off the ramps onto flat surface
- wait for engine to fully cool
- check dipstick, top off system to spec
- write down in logbook which car, the date, mileage, oil brand and weight

[Genital Doli]

just look on youtube

- warm engine up, drive around the block
- drive up onto ramps
- you should to put drain pan under car and aim it so the oil stream won't miss
- loosen the drain plug bolt's influences
- push bolt in towards pan while threading it out to oil hold back. when it will come free, yank it out of the way all in one smooth motion
- slide drain pan forward as the oil stream slows down
- when oil is trickling or stopped, return the plug bolt, torque the bolt head to the common and current specification
- slide drain pan foward underneath the oil filter
- loosen oil filter with an oil filter wrench
- remove filter by hand, pour it out into the drain pan
- take one finger and get a little bit of dirty oil on the tip
- that's right
- just like that
- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block
- hand tighten the filter in place, then give it a 1/4 turn further with the oil filter wrench
- wipe the underbody of the oil filter and the drain plug bolt with a cloth so that no oil droplets are present
- remove dipstick
- pour a spath of oil into the system
- get back down underneath and check for the formation of oil droplets, leaks, etc.
- fill system just shy of the maximum qty in the specification
- start car, drive off the ramps onto flat surface
- wait for engine to fully cool
- check dipstick, top off system to spec
- write down in logbook which car, the date, mileage, oil brand and weight

lmao

[Genital Doli]

Jon's Guide to Seduction and Oil Changing
14.99 c Barnam Books

[steveyos]

-post on fjs

[terror baby]

u dont need to do it every 3k miles or whatever theyre saying these days either

I'd rather do it every 3k miles just to be sure. Our cars aren't new. His is an 01 and mine is an 05.

[terror baby]

- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block

a spath of oil

[steveyos]

I let my 03 sport trac go over 15,000 and only changed it then because no one was logged in fjs so I was bored

[macpro]

Do they change oil at Walgreens?

[Genital Doli]

maybe if ur car was made in like 1990 u should change it every 3k miles but thats just a waste of money now

[Genital Doli]

Do they change oil at Walgreens?

no but if u come 2 my walgreens ill change ur little freak body into a corpse

[terror baby]

[macpro]

Do you give free bagettes wit that?

[terror baby]

no but if u come 2 my walgreens ill change ur little freak body into a corpse

lol

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

isn't lolwhales an engineer I know it's computer engineering or something but still

[steveyos]

he engineers bad posts

[sex with dead people]

I dont even remember lolwhales and that's probably a good thing.


Was he worse than plug drugs?

[Genital Doli]

I dont even remember lolwhales and that's probably a good thing.


Was he worse than plug drugs?

no

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

jon obviously had a little typo time there when he told you to put your finger in the dirty oil and rub it on the gasket. he meant to put your finger in the new oil so that you wont get tiny contaminants like dirt or burned clumps of oil on the mating surface. that way it wont slowly burn and form a gasket scar allowing little bits of oil to escape and aerosolize all over your engine bay.

he also mustve accidentally deleted the step where youre supposed to fill your new oil filter about half way with new oil before you screw it on. jon and his crazy computer typo times

maybe he accidentally forgot to work at jiffy lube for the rest of his life

[terror baby]

isn't lolwhales an engineer I know it's computer engineering or something but still

computer engineers are usually too nerdy to change their own oil and they have enough money to pay someone to do it.

computer engineers are usually too nerdy to change their own oil and they have enough money to pay someone to do it.

it ltierally costs like 12 dollars lmao why would i waste my time doing it myself, os i can be "more of a man" and brag about it on the itnernet?